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(A) The visitor of this site, hereafter noted as victim, expressly agrees that the use of the material provided in this site is at victim’s sole risk.

Neither TexARC nor any other third party content providers or licensors warrant that this site will be uninterrupted or error free; nor do they many any warranty as to the results that may be obtained from the use of this site, or as to the accuracy, reliability or content of any information provided through this site.

(B) This disclaimer of liability applies to any damages or injury caused by any failure of performance, error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation, or transmission, computer virus, communication line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to alteration of, whether for breach of contract, negligence, or under any other cause of action.

(C) In no event will TexARC, nor any person or entity involved in creating, producing or distributing this site, be liable for any damages, including, without limitation, direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential or punitive damages arising out of the use or inability to use this site. The user of this site hereby acknowledges that the provisions of this section shall apply to all content on this site.

(D) In addition to the terms set forth above neither TexARC, any information providers or content partners shall be liable regardless of the cause or duration, for any errors, inaccuracies, omissions, triggering, mental trauma, insomnia, flashbacks, halitosis, carbuncles, Leaky Gut Syndrome (I TOLD you to take your VITAMIN D3!) or other defects in, or unauthenticity of, the information contained within this site, or for any delay or interruption in the transmission thereof to the user, or for any claims or losses arising therefrom or occasioned thereby. None of the foregoing parties shall be liable for any third-party claims or losses of any nature, including, but not limited to, lost profits, punitive or consequential damages.and if the above misses anything:

  1. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
  2. Void where prohibited.
  3. This product is meant for educational purposes only.
  4. Colors may, in time, fade.
  5. Some assembly required.
  6. List each check separately by bank number.
  7. Batteries not included.
  8. Contents may settle during shipment.
  9. Use only as directed.
  10. No other warranty expressed or implied.
  11. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
  12. Postage will be paid by addressee.
  13. Subject to CAB approval.
  14. This is not an offer to sell securities.
  15. Apply only to affected area.
  16. May be too intense for some viewers.
  17. Do not stamp.
  18. Use other side for additional listings.
  19. For recreational use only.
  20. Do not disturb.
  21. All models over 18 years of age.
  22. If condition persists, consult your physician.
  23. No user-serviceable parts inside.
  24. Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
  25. Subject to change without notice.
  26. Times approximate.
  27. Simulated picture.
  28. Don't eat the yellow snow.
  29. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
  30. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
  31. For off-road use only.
  32. As seen on TV.
  33. One size fits all.
  34. Many suitcases look alike.
  35. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
  36. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.
  37. Slippery when wet.
  38. For office use only.
  39. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
  40. Drop in any mailbox.
  41. Edited for television.
  42. Keep cool; process promptly.
  43. Post office will not deliver without postage.
  44. Was Camille Laurin really a member of the Quebec Nazi Youth in the 40's?
  45. List was current at time of printing.
  46. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
  47. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
  48. At participating locations only.
  49. Not the Beatles.
  50. Penalty for private use.
  51. See label for sequence.
  52. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
  53. Do not write below this line.
  54. Falling rock.
  55. Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
  56. Your cancelled check is your receipt.
  57. Add toner.
  58. Place stamp here.
  59. Avoid contact with skin.
  60. Sanitized for your protection.
  61. Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
  62. Sign here without admitting guilt _____________.
  63. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi and north of the Red River, and west of El Paso.
  64. Employees and their families are not eligible.
  65. Beware of dog.
  66. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
  67. Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
  68. You must be present to win.
  69. No passes accepted for this engagement.
  70. No purchase necessary.
  71. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
  72. Shading within a garment may occur.
  73. Use only in well-ventilated area.
  74. Keep away from fire or flame.
  75. Replace with same type.
  76. Approved for veterans.
  77. Booths for two or more.
  78. Check here if tax deductible.
  79. Some equipment shown is optional.
  80. Price does not include taxes.
  81. No Canadian coins.
  82. Not recommended for children.
  83. Prerecorded for this time zone.
  84. Reproduction strictly prohibited.
  85. No solicitors.
  86. No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
  87. No unattended children.
  88. No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
  89. Restaurant package, not for resale.
  90. List at least two alternate dates.
  91. First pull up, then pull down.
  92. Call toll free before digging.
  93. Driver does not carry cash.
  94. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
  95. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
  96. In no situation will TexARC hold your beer nor "Watch That".
  97. If none of the above apply, I do with great gravitas and sincerity, offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by massive indifference, and I deeply regret any distress you have chosen to feel that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
  98. This supersedes all previous notices containing any lack therein.
  99. This includes not only you but the horse you rode in on.
  100. The felonious insurrectionist is a lying liar bent on the total destruction of our American way of life.

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